commit a dictionary

telling someone to get a dictionary

go commit a dictionary.

by unteched March 21, 2021

Committing Templicide

To purposefully die in the game Temple Run.

"Dude, I got to 4 million on Temple Run, but I got tired so I started committing templicide."

by caro...7788 January 28, 2012

Committing a Gary

when someone ends up like Gary.

(A Way Out reference)

person 1: "OH MY GOD insert person/character here's DEAD"
person 2: "Lmao they're Committing a Gary"

by GoldieVelviet October 17, 2023

Commit arson at

to commit arson onto an individual. phrase is usually followed by the person's preferred pronouns or names.

I am going to commit arson at ur mom

by ketchup supremacy March 18, 2021

committing

committing is a rare occurence in which the person committing cums, vomits, and shits themselves in a convulsive manner. Usually done after participating in some hideous act as in sleeping with an ugly girl or seeing someone doing something that warrants the convulsive act.

Dude: Guy last night i slept with this hideous bitch!
Guy: What did you do?
Dude: I looked at her and committed all over the place.
Guy: Legendary committing action!!!

by kitchenkrew August 01, 2009

commit neck

COMMIT NECK NI🅱️🅱️A

Person 1: Hey dude
Person 2: Commit Neck
Person 1: *Slits his wrist and hangs himself on fan

by jakobk05 August 08, 2018

commitment fuckwit

a man that things he has got it together but cant handle a woman that has her shit together and just places himself on a perch. He is a commitment fuckwit cos he thinks he knows it all but has no idea that he is the most cluesless of them all. Temperemental - keeps walking away and then trying to come back - confused.com

12pm - i love you we have uch a great time together
12.02pm - this isnt working
typical example of a commitment fuckwit

by dearest123 October 14, 2011