someone who thinks they know all about special operations units and weaponry or thinks they can fight alongside them because the spent copious amounts of time playing Call of Duty or some other spec-ops game like socom or Ghost Recon
*in MW2 multiplayer lobby*
cod kid: I know how to be a SEAL because i saw the guys in that little under waterboat sneaking up to that place and surprising the guys from in the water in singleplayer!*
Actual SEAL playing(not likely): kid you dont even know the first thing about that and how serious a job that is. you sound about 12 why dont you go outside and play and stop being a Cod Commando while youre at it.
cod kid: I know how to be a SEAL because i saw the guys in that little under waterboat sneaking up to that place and surprising the guys from in the water in singleplayer!*
Actual SEAL playing(not likely): kid you dont even know the first thing about that and how serious a job that is. you sound about 12 why dont you go outside and play and stop being a Cod Commando while youre at it.
by 3/75 ranger July 25, 2011
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When I was playing online and complained about someone shooting me across the map the "couch commando know it all" than said it was possible and gave me the ballistics maximum range under a controlled environment and than said see its possible.
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An officer in the US Army in charge of a company of soldiers. Usually of captain rank
Which is basically just an E4 with a bachelors degree.
Stupid, vain and obtuse.
Useless as tits on a bull!
When leadership of the company rests squarely on the shoulders of the Non Comisioned officer corps!
Captain Pillai was a shitty company commander. And twice as useless! However he sure had a purrrrdy set of pussy lips
Which is basically just an E4 with a bachelors degree.
Stupid, vain and obtuse.
Useless as tits on a bull!
When leadership of the company rests squarely on the shoulders of the Non Comisioned officer corps!
Captain Pillai was a shitty company commander. And twice as useless! However he sure had a purrrrdy set of pussy lips
by The Prospect September 19, 2013
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by sbo January 2, 2014
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"Nah dog that mans a .com commando talking like he got game but we all know he wouldn't do shit to me in the streets"
"Nah dog that mans a .com commando talking like he got game but we all know he wouldn't do shit to me in the streets"
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Me: Shit Lisa, how can you smoke all that draw while driving a Chevy Tahoe?
Lisa: Duh, cos I'm the one hando commando.
Lisa: Duh, cos I'm the one hando commando.
by milkatraz October 26, 2004
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