CoD commando

someone who thinks they know all about special operations units and weaponry or thinks they can fight alongside them because the spent copious amounts of time playing Call of Duty or some other spec-ops game like socom or Ghost Recon

*in MW2 multiplayer lobby*
cod kid: I know how to be a SEAL because i saw the guys in that little under waterboat sneaking up to that place and surprising the guys from in the water in singleplayer!*

Actual SEAL playing(not likely): kid you dont even know the first thing about that and how serious a job that is. you sound about 12 why dont you go outside and play and stop being a Cod Commando while youre at it.

by 3/75 ranger July 25, 2011

Couch Commando know it all

Person who plays militaristic fps all day while giving quotes on ranges of guns and whats possible in real life in military situations when he has not been in any military service. Couch commandos are usually very obese.

When I was playing online and complained about someone shooting me across the map the "couch commando know it all" than said it was possible and gave me the ballistics maximum range under a controlled environment and than said see its possible.

by ralphieG December 18, 2012

fudge commando

A male homosexual.

Oh, Chrithtopher, you're thuch a hot fudge commando!

by sbo January 2, 2014

.Com Commando

Someone who talks a lot of trash on the internet but in reality are very weak

"Yo dude did you see what Josh was saying in the group chat? he was claiming he would beat ur ass"

"Nah dog that mans a .com commando talking like he got game but we all know he wouldn't do shit to me in the streets"

by Joeyko19 April 18, 2019

the one hando commando

One who is adept at performing an action, usually piloting an automobile, one handed, while the other hand is engaged in an altogether unrelated activity, most frequently something rude or illegal.

Me: Shit Lisa, how can you smoke all that draw while driving a Chevy Tahoe?

Lisa: Duh, cos I'm the one hando commando.

by milkatraz October 26, 2004

Screen Shot Commando

A software consultant that can't write code to save their life. Instead they use graphic design tools to create screen shots of what they would like the solution should look like even if it is totally unrealistic.

They commonly rely on other competent developers to actually write the code to deliver what they dream up. They are typically the guy who is surfing the web or sending messages on their iPhone during the design meetings and not paying any attention at all.

That guy is a total screen shot commando...He has no idea how to write the code to make that happen. On that note, has anyone seen any of his code?

by Tool Hater March 2, 2010

cornhole commando

one who likes to be in charge of another's anal region

Since you are the best, we dub thee Cornhole Commando. Congratulations.

by Sandy VaJina September 6, 2005