Coffee Felcher

A selfish person who sneaks a cup of coffee before the brewing cycle is complete thus causing the finished brew to be weak and bitter.
Worse yet is when mutiple Coffee Felchers team up to make the final brew undrinkable.
In History:During the Battle of the Alamo a feral Mexican wolfboy known only as the Chupacafe was sent into the Alamo by President General Antonio López de Santa Anna wherein he would coffee felch from the American defenders' morning coffee thusly disheartening those brave Texans.
It is theorized that all Coffee Felchers are the genetic offspring of this feral Chupacafe and a woman named Irene.

(Sips coffee)...YUCK!!!,those goddamn Coffee Felchers have been at it again.(Spits out coffee)

by Dr.Cyclopz January 6, 2012

coffee shits

when you drink a lot of coffee on an empty stomach, and then in about an hour or so you have to shit

Yo dude, i went to dunkies this morning, had a few medium regulars, and then all throughout the day i had the coffee shits

by MSHiggins December 18, 2008

coffee pull

smashing your gas pedal to achieve the same butt puckering effect as a strong cup of coffee

Did a quick coffee pull to 140 thisMorning , now I'm alert and good to go

by Feona hellcatt July 26, 2017

making coffee

When a person partakes in gossip, but misconstrues the details and often gets the story wrong.

Kevin told me the tea about my boyfriend’s infidelity, but I think he’s just making coffee.

by t3aspiller March 5, 2019

Coffee of Doom

"Coffee of Doom: Bitchy Barista Babes Brandish a Bevy of Breathtaking Bean Blends." The place of employment and much scenery for the majority of the characters of Jeph Jacques' web-comic Questionable Content, where sarcasm and good coffee--not frappuccinos--reign. According to the Local Alternative Rag, "The hip/not-hip place to fulfill your caffeine jones."

Marten: I'm heading over to Coffee of Doom to see the girls.

by Elizabeth F. September 13, 2008

congressman's coffee

If you ever find yourself drinking hard liquor--especially whiskey--before 9 a.m. and need to justify yourself, call it Congressman's Coffee and put it in a coffee cup.

It's called Congressman's Coffee, 'cuz it comes in a cup--and you're not an alcoholic if you drink it all up; you're a statesman worried about the next generation and their constant crisis of a fiscal situation.

by mamma murder August 24, 2010

Coffee brew

A brew, but it's coffee not tea.

I'll have a coffee brew please.

by Le B3ar October 31, 2011