cock suckerberg

when someone sprays you with semen while wearing a Mark Zuckerberg mask, and screaming out cock sucker.

Hunter: I totally got cock suckerberg'd last night by Andrew

Andrew: yoo I didn't do that, Jarrell did

Jarrell: I just used my orbital cannon in my pants

by dirty cumsock January 25, 2023

cock sucker thunder cunt

a strong insult that will leave the insultee so shocked he/she will start pissing his/her pants

- was ranked the top most offensive phrases
- sounds like what aristocrats would use on peasants

'Shut the fuck up you cock sucker thunder cunt.' Bobby chided his sister, Mary.

Mary was left speechless and she starts pissing her pants.

Bobby went to lick her piss.

by chickenmcnuggets6968 February 7, 2023

Cock socket

Well there's a cock, aka penis, and then there's the socket, or vagina. Could also be an acceptable term for mouth and/or ass.

Shut your cock socket right now!

I'm sure your mom's cock socket has seen alot of action with all those brats around

Goddamn it! Fuck me in the cock socket!

by RedStarHippie August 29, 2023

Cock Sucker Guard

The cock sucker guard is a different name for the philly shell to prevent people from using it in mma due to its lack of offense available.

“How did Sean Strickland become champion using the cock sucker guard”

by FreezingFallout March 21, 2024

Cock Sucker 9000

When you’re sucking a penis and right when they are about to cum you chomp your teeth straight through. You do this when you’re in danger

I was scared so I had to give him the cock sucker 9000

by Maldosa June 9, 2025

Maryland Cock Sucker

When a woman (*or man if you’re into that shit*) puts raw crabmeat and old bay on their lovers cock then gives him a blowjob while moisturizing his cock with said crabmeat and old bay until he cums.

Man: Did you hear? Bobbie’s Wife made him a Maryland Cock Sucker

by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023

Maryland Cock Sucker

The act of a woman (*or a man if you’re into that shit*) taking raw crabmeat and old bay and massaging a man’s penis with his/her hands while sucking said dick.

Man: y’all hear about Bobbie’s wife?
Man 2: no, what about her?
Man: he got a good ole Maryland Cock Sucker last night.

by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023