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Clayton's

Adj. A substitute, an ersatz version; which is possibly inferior, or lacking some characteristics of the original.

Origin: from an advertising campaign of a non-alcoholic drink marketted in Australia and New Zealand as a substitute for whisky. "The drink you have when you're not having a drink". It was foul-tasting by all accounts.
"Oh, Peter? He's my Clayton's Boyfriend (laughter)"

(A male friend a woman might go out with and even be thought by observers to be in a couple with, yet not one with whom she is having a relationship. "The boyfriend you have when you aren't having a boyfriend")

"You worked 60 hours last week and then moderate the forum in your spare time? How do you do it?"
"It's my Clayton's life. The life you have when you're not having a life."
by Jimmy from Oz September 5, 2005
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Clayton

A wild beast that has the ass of a black woman, but the face of an ogre, Clayton's are usually found hidden in donut factories,donut stores or in the woods near donut factories or donut stores, they say if you come in contact with a hungry one, you better run cause it will eat you.
I found a Clayton eating a donut in the woods near dunking donuts
by Clayton Hunter May 13, 2019
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Clayton

A nickname for the dildo modeled after the dragon penis of "Clayton the Earth Dragon", sold by Bad Dragon.
"Hey, which one do you think he'd like?"
"Probably 'Clayton the Earth Dragon'."
by Xenogon December 3, 2013
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clayton

The sound made when a bullet is fired from a gun, especially a rifle, or shotgun.
"I know he has a gun, because I heard a clayton."
by Vintage Fenrir February 20, 2015
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claymorewhore

a person on call of duty modern warfare 2

that camps at the same spot,
and uses scavenger to ressuply his claymores
this way he keeps getting claymores and kills
that guy is a real claymorewhore.
yeah, he is still camping in that same spot, with a claymore at each entrance
by REDDEVIL5228 December 21, 2009
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Claytorous

That guy Jared is a claytorous
by Andrew Mulligan October 20, 2014
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Quota Clamor

The time of the month in which the police are trying to meet the quota, therefore, they pull over people for the most ridiculous reasons.
I got pulled over for going 4 over the speed limit! Damn quota clamor.
by Nickaboo3533 June 5, 2010
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