Classy Virus

A virus that plays classical music while it fucks you in the ass.

Nate: My computer just randomly started playing music.
Mike: It a classy virus, that plays classical music...
Chris: While it fucks you in the ass.

by UmmNo April 14, 2010

cheap n classy

a group of sluts. they think there hot shit but theyll fuck anything which is pathetic

cheap n classy are a bunch of whores!

by somebodyyyyy June 27, 2008

classy strippers

Strippers that show up to a bachelor party ready to get naked, offer titty, ass, and vagina shots, but when it comes down to giving private dances they refuse because they are too classy. These strippers usually do very poorly financially and receive even less respect from society.

Tyler: "How was the bachelor party last night"

Pat: "It was alright. The strippers were hot...but they were classy strippers."

by 339 October 4, 2010

Keepin' it classy

When you avoid harmful substances, provocative activity, and inappropriate dress. This is exceedingly rare among teenagers, so when you find someone "keepin' it classy" congratulate them, because they can have fun without snooping to a trashy level. These people are "too school for cool" and just all around awesome people who have the most fun at parties, cause they're not worried about legal issues.

1. Emily is most certainly NOT keepin' it classy with her short skirt, alchohol consumption, and flirtatious dancing.
2. Nick is keepin' it classy with his tuxedo, ginger ale in hand, and purity ring.

by thetruekewlkatofPA March 29, 2011

classy diesel whore

A girl who lives, loves, and breathes diesel. If you steal ones heart, she will be the most loyal person ever. She's strong willed and hard headed and ain't afraid to get grease under her nails. Typically drives a badass diesel. Note: do not make fun of her truck. It will result in a chainsaw shoved up your ass.

"I am a classy diesel whore so don't talk shit about my truck or I'll get my chainsaw out and tear you a new one."

by DieselChick_DJIF June 10, 2014

classy biatch

Someone who lacks any inkling of class, but pretends to be sophisticated and/or educated.

Cody B is a classy biatch, he farts when he jizzes.

by The Real Klassy Bitch January 3, 2014

classy foursome

When you and three friends have sex in the same room. Although you are all in the room, youre only having sex with one other person.

"Did you end up fucking both of them?"
"No it was a classy foursome."

by JaysoC July 6, 2017