claptard

when you’re clapped and a retard

karen is a claptard

by ᔕIᔕ November 6, 2019

Bumber clart

Clart is taken from the West Indian Word for cloth 'claart'. So bumber clart refers to Bum Cloth, as in loo roll, or sanitary towel.

1. Shut it you bumber clart!
2. Or 'Hey Pete, make sure you pick up some Bumber Clart at the Supermarket!'

by CindasJam May 12, 2006

clapatation

noun. The state of clapping. When an audience viewing any live entertainment or performance is actually engaged in the act of applause.

"In just a second, the band is gonna come out and you, ladies and gentlemen, will hit full clapatation."

by SamuraiPanda March 26, 2009

Clatchett

Classy and ratchett at the same time

That's so clatchett

by Jenny htx February 6, 2015

Chaatic

(alternative spelling of K-atic)

1) related to, characterized by, or exhibiting Chaass
2) chaotic and traumatic

popularized by the nationally syndicated radio show The David Pakman Show

"It's something that might do more harm than good... You know, it would be such a Chaatic and dramatic thing."

"That convention was totally Chaatic. I mean, it's true! I wrote it down! It's a mess, folks."

by _Citizen of the World July 26, 2016

clasterday

Portmanteau of "class" and "yesterday" meaning the previous meeting. "Clasterday" typically refers to an academic or classroom setting, but can be used for any regularly scheduled meeting.

The professor gave us homework clasterday.
I missed clasterday, do you have the notes?

by nielrenned February 15, 2017

clarting stick

a stick with mad power enough to end a gay guy called fadnams.

ow u cunt u hit me with the clarting stick m8

by fadnams November 21, 2019