An affliction making one dependent upon a woman who he is dating or married to. Symtoms include: inability to stand up for yourself, giving into to all her "bitching", crawling back to her after every argument, taking blame/apologizing even when you are not at fault.
A man is talking to his girlfriend on the phone.
She suspects he is not paying attention to her and is no longer willing to talk to him and hangs up.
The boyfriend, confused, insistently calls her back leaving apologetic messages on her machine as-well-as sends her gifts, fearing that if he doesn't she will leave him.
This man suffers from chronic bitch dependency.
She suspects he is not paying attention to her and is no longer willing to talk to him and hangs up.
The boyfriend, confused, insistently calls her back leaving apologetic messages on her machine as-well-as sends her gifts, fearing that if he doesn't she will leave him.
This man suffers from chronic bitch dependency.
by Samir Qureshi November 2, 2007
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Did you know that scientist believe that some people are actually born with the genetic pre-disposition to chronic bitch dependency tom?
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*Gets on Facebook and sees feed*
Jasmine has become a fan of Bruce Lee, Not being in a coma, i hate winter!, looking in the fridge over and over again, and 23 other profiles.
Ben has become a fan of Stop joining so many facebook groups! and 14 other profiles.
*Astonished*
"Damn, all my friends have Chronic Fan Syndrome! Oooo, those profiles look nice..."
And the cycle continues.
Jasmine has become a fan of Bruce Lee, Not being in a coma, i hate winter!, looking in the fridge over and over again, and 23 other profiles.
Ben has become a fan of Stop joining so many facebook groups! and 14 other profiles.
*Astonished*
"Damn, all my friends have Chronic Fan Syndrome! Oooo, those profiles look nice..."
And the cycle continues.
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