Chomper

A pink t-rex with white spots. The spots can change color, shape, or form into frowny or happy faces depending entirely on the Chomper’s mood. Chomper’s love to harass and bother their egg, doing anything they can to get eggtention at the expense of the egg’s peace and quiet. They love chocolate and playing video games. Sometimes they’ll even turn into rusty bikes or fossil fuels, again depending on how they’re feeling.

Wow, that chomper won’t stop bothering her egg!

by Sleepy chomper January 31, 2021

chompers

When someone is bonkers but they know what bonkers means so if you directly say that they're bonkers they will get sad so chompers is your best option to not ruin that friendship

me: a cow has 2 milk tits
friend: no they have 4
me: no its either 2 or 1,3645,368264
friend: ... u have gone chompers

by The Neighbour's Kid May 13, 2020

seaweed chomper

a weird person who literally chomps on seaweed with his gigantic teeth

“fob”

“shut up seaweed chomper”

by urdadsfavoritebrunette. May 11, 2022

Fudge chomper

Fudge eater- someone who eats shit for their sexual satisfaction. Something your mum does. When your dad is out. With the turds your dog lays out.

"Dude, I think your mum is a fudge chomper, she has shit around her mouth."

by Uri Bent My Cock. January 31, 2015

chompers

british slang term for beans

lemme get some of those chompers

by sweatylarry45 June 10, 2021

pickle chomper

a person who eats pickles
nigga you zesty as hell >:

that guy is a pickle chomper because he eats pickles ;

by DVTO July 8, 2024

The Nag-Chomper

A sex position where one person sits in the quarter lotus yoga pose (sometimes referred to as criss cross applesauce), and a second person buries his/her face in the first person's lap and performs oral sex.

Christy: Gosh darn it, I wish I could practice meditation AND cum at the same time.
Dan: I know the perfect thing. We should try the Nag-Chomper!

by Yes-I-want-cheese-w/-that-wine April 5, 2021