choking yoga

A turn of phrase that would imply you're choking during yoga but may, in fact, actually mean something else. Even if it wasn't something else, one could describe the event as choking yoga.

Anyway, so I choked earlier. I was in the middle of doing YOGA. . . when. . . all of a sudden. . . I'm swallowing into, like, that - you know that - that extra pipe back there? And all of a sudden just choking. I had to pause the video. . . go get water. Like it was just...

"Choking yoga". That's a thing now.

by Sajakain December 12, 2022

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Clarity Cooling

When a man is experiencing post nut clarity and turns on a fan in the direction of his penis.

(Meant for pleasure after the deed is done and the clarity MAY be amplified)

"Dude, have you tried clarity cooling it feels soo good."

by IcedCooler July 27, 2019

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Head-cooling station

The head-cooling station is the frozen foods section in the grocery store; where you can open a cooler door and stick your head in if you start having hot flashes or are simply pouring sweat on account of all the umph! it takes to get from one end of the store to the other, and either no one will notice because it looks like you're grabbing a bag of veggies, OR they notice but don't pass judgement because they came there to do the exact same thing!!

"Mom, you're sweating profusely," I told her as we came around the aisle and she popped her head into the frozen goods cooler. "You'd better stay right here in the head-cooling station while I go grab a buggy to finish up our shopping!"

by K!Mpo$$ible August 26, 2022

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Choking the chicken

In that Chinese girls home in Stree Fighter 2 there is a guy choking a chicken in the background.

Is that old man choking his chicken?

by Elitist January 1, 2004

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global cooling

aka global dimming, air pollution causes blockage of sunlight to hit the earth's surface and therefore causes global cooling. But global warming's effect is so overly strong that it surpasses that of global dimming.

Global cooling is nullified by the effects of global warming.

by jefar June 19, 2007

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