Chair throwing stupid

Someone who is so stupid they make you want to throw a chair or another nearby heavy object.

I was in a rage after having to work with Scott because he is chair throwing stupid.

by schwammy January 20, 2011

chair rot

The art of farting and injecting that dirty fart into an office chair, where by creating a pocket full of rot that will waft up as the next person sits on that chair.

I sniper'd her good with a dose of chair rot

by Plo9y January 12, 2015

chair day

On national chair day give your friends a present under $20, if you give them a present you have all right to push them off chairs all day (this day is July 10th)

Person1: here’s your chair day present

Person2: oh no

*person1 pushes Person2 off her chair with all her force*
R.I.P person2 2008-2021

Police: why did you push her

Person1: i gave her a present on CHAIR DAY
Police: ok 😏😉
*police falls in love with person1, but she could never love a pig

(Pig= police)

by A1r1i1a1n1a March 20, 2021

Chairbound

Someone so high they can't physically get up.

Guy 1: Get up!! We need to go to Mcdonalds!

Guy 2: Can't, I'm chairbound.

Guy 1: Understandable.

by Insullent Productions March 25, 2021

sell chairs

When a wrestler pretends to be hurt by being hit with a chair. To pretend pain from any Pro Wrestling attack, you are "selling" the attack

Al Snow doesn't sell chairs, he makes his opponents look ridiculous in doing so.

by Dave Sirus April 3, 2005

Throwing Chairs

to talk trash about a friend or aquaintance, to publicly denounce or disrespect. When throwing shade it's immediately obvious to on-lookers that the thrower, and not the throwee, is the bitcy, uncool one.

"Jon, are you throwing chairs?"

by Contextyo'know December 4, 2017

Gibside chair lift

When you are having sex with a paralysed girl on stairs and you bump her up stairs until she reaches the top

Oh man I totally gave that wheelchair girl a gibside chair lift last week

by anonymous November 13, 2020