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Cheese My Elk

Phrase used with old person who asks nosy questions about your dating life
Dave: Hey, Kai, what’s the name of that girl you’re taking to the dance and what’s her GPA?
Kai: Hey, Dave, cheese my elk.
by Woofmutt February 28, 2022
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noobie cheese

Anything or anyone that is lame, not kwan-tsu, or a quimby.
"God! Todd, you are SO n00bie chEEse!" "I am noobie cheese" (the originator, Will B.)
by T-Dogg and K-Shredder November 5, 2007
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Going cheese

In hockey, the act of scoring a goal in one of the top corners of the net.
Man, Ovechkin just went high glove cheese on that snapper!

Going cheese in action^^
by jone4700 June 27, 2009
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Muskokan Cheese Grater

When a dude blows his load into a chicks braces.
Frankford Lewis III, "Man I totally gave your mom the worst Muskokan cheese grater this morning."

Samuel L Jackson, "I wondered why she didn't want breakfast."
by teratoma April 20, 2010
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cream cheese side up

When your bagel and cream cheese fall to the floor and it lands cream cheese side up; you know you are going to have (or did have) a good day. Also applies to your day, month, or year.
by Jessica Harwick November 24, 2014
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Grilled Cheese Wednesday

A code name for having sex doggy style with your buddy in a dorm room
Dude, Grant told me it's Grilled cheese Wednesday. You know what that means, sloppy poo poo style.
by Grilled Cheese Wednesday day November 15, 2017
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penis cheese harvest

The act of harvesting smegma from the fresh dick cheese plant and consuming it in a barbaric like fashion
by FatherShmoop June 3, 2019
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