The "surprise" you get when gauging your ear lobes to anything larger than a 2 gauge. It's a nasty crust on your overly large earrings. Smell is between a cats ass and something that might have died 12 weeks ago.
by Dog with man head August 28, 2009
Get the ear cheddarmug. the smell of fuck fumes from the anal cavity after crazy butt sex. Or a popcorn flavored with aged white cheddar made by Pirate's Booty.
by nixa906 July 13, 2010
Get the booty cheddarmug. When a girl with braces gives head to a man and runs her teeth on the penis because she is not very good at giving head. The braces scrape the penis and hurt the male a lot. Resembles a cheese grater.
John: Dude i heard Alice gave you head! How was it man?
Travis: It was horrible she cheddar cheesed my cock.
John: Oh man i'm sorry maybe she will get better with practice.
Travis: It was horrible she cheddar cheesed my cock.
John: Oh man i'm sorry maybe she will get better with practice.
by mistur bigg April 5, 2010
Get the cheddar cheesemug. Boots in the cowboy style that are usually made of ostrich skin, are bright colors, and have an ostentatious design with extra pointy tips. Typically are about 4-8 sizes too long so the the tip points upward.
by rcontrol November 10, 2009
Get the cheddar bootsmug. by Laurenx312 October 16, 2009
Get the cheddar cupmug. by jonnycumlately February 11, 2007
Get the Helmet Cheddarmug. 