Cisco Certified Trained Monkey

The Cisco Certified Trained Monkey, or CCTM, is not a technical certification offered by Cisco Systems.

This is a Cisco Certified Internetworking Expert (CCIE) who designs statically routed networks.

A bunch of Cisco certified trained monkeys have ruined my network.

by kootiger June 16, 2017

certified egirl

an egirl that is certified by the gamer king, and can give out no nut november passes.

"yo did you get that no nut november pass from a certified egirl? cause if not it won't work."

by 9taillllllllllllllllllllllllls November 2, 2019

Google Certified

Knowing everything you can on a specific topic and becoming a professional by using google.

Jessie- I know everything about Parakeets

Siera- Oh really, are you an avian vet?

Jessie- No, Im google certified BITCH

by jkplaymate07 July 12, 2012

Certified Lover Boy

noun
*derogatory*

A whore

"Yeah I got with her...I guess I'm just a certified lover boy..."

"No, you're a whore."

by jixxcuit September 4, 2021

Certified Gangsta

A Gangsta that is Certified....

Diego is seriously a Certified Gangsta.

"Cuz I'm a Certified Gangsta, and you're a Certified Wanksta...

by Diego "Cheater" Dutra March 27, 2005

certified idiot

Someone who doesn't full send and is not a certified beauty.

That guy is a certified idiot. He is a fucking half sender.

by Rona SZN with the boys January 8, 2018

big man certified

When something is made for a big man or obese man; can be anything

Big: We need to get some new chairs, cause these chairs ain't Big Man Certified.

by Colt Isham July 7, 2008