When a person sticks ones finger into an ungroomed anal cavity resulting in a digit that resembles in an adolescent caterpillar
I was intoxicated and stumble upon a homeless guys butthole and in result i came home with caterpillar finger.
by Timtitty December 14, 2013
Get the caterpillar fingermug. The dick pic version of getting catfished. When someone's dick doesn't end up being as big as their dick pic.
AP: So how did it end up?
Julia: Well I got fucking caterpillared again
AP: What do you mean?
Julia: His dick was way smaller than the pics he sent me, ughhh
Julia: Well I got fucking caterpillared again
AP: What do you mean?
Julia: His dick was way smaller than the pics he sent me, ughhh
by Snaplatts July 14, 2019
Get the caterpillaredmug. by Sissybabe May 28, 2017
Get the caterpillar chickenmug. Caterpillar thoughts:
I’ve been thinking about caterpillars
And the things they don’t know
All they do is eat on leaves and then they gradually grow
When they pop out of their eggs, do they have any clue
What their life will have in store for them and what they will do?
They don’t know where they’re headed
They don’t know where they’re from
And they have absolutely no idea what they will become
These little wormies metamorphosize into something more
But I want to make it clear
This song is not a metaphor
I just think caterpillars don’t know what’s going on
They’re dopey as heck, don’t know why we
Respect something that can’t do long division
Write petitions, or pay with a check
(AND I CAN DO ALL OF THOSE THINGS!)
I just think caterpillars don’t know what’s going on!
I can eat leaves, and I can also climb trees
And I can also conceive of what I’ll be in three years:
A keeper of bees
(A beekeeper!)
I’d like to see a caterpillar do that
I’ve been thinking about caterpillars
And the things they don’t know
All they do is eat on leaves and then they gradually grow
When they pop out of their eggs, do they have any clue
What their life will have in store for them and what they will do?
They don’t know where they’re headed
They don’t know where they’re from
And they have absolutely no idea what they will become
These little wormies metamorphosize into something more
But I want to make it clear
This song is not a metaphor
I just think caterpillars don’t know what’s going on
They’re dopey as heck, don’t know why we
Respect something that can’t do long division
Write petitions, or pay with a check
(AND I CAN DO ALL OF THOSE THINGS!)
I just think caterpillars don’t know what’s going on!
I can eat leaves, and I can also climb trees
And I can also conceive of what I’ll be in three years:
A keeper of bees
(A beekeeper!)
I’d like to see a caterpillar do that
by Average nonbinarian November 8, 2022
Get the Caterpillar thoughtsmug. by Ur urban friend March 30, 2015
Get the Wriggling caterpillarmug. by That1Aussie December 28, 2021
Get the caterpillar techniquemug. A mischevious, fuzzy little caterpillar that says the word Fail. It's videos can be seen on the site youtube.com/dyli.
by Dyli June 15, 2010
Get the The Fail Caterpillarmug.