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Cable Stealing gypsies

a Bad Ass Rock n roll Band from Johannesburg, South Africa.

bringing back that raw 70's vibe, and electric performance.

favorite songs- Lucifer, red guitar, Shoot you down
they will... melt your face off!!
Bra jeff " dude Cable Stealing Gypsies are sick"

Jabu "straight up! think my face just melted"

Bra jeff "your face looks ok, but I think you pissed your pants... mad show!!!"
by wess13 July 13, 2011
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Carles

carles is a chill bro who 'runs' some blog called HIPSTER RUNOFF.
carles is just tryin 2 stay relevant.
by broanna newsom December 13, 2010
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cable tv

Oversatured crap that is shoved right at us whether we like it or not and is very ignorant of people really like to watch. A lot of people rather watch something more intelligent than South Park, Family Guy, and Andy Griffith. We would like to see music videos, real comedians than this fake Jeff Duhman crap, not told that the world is going to end, and who gives a fuck about Hannah Montana. The quality stuff is on premium service (of course) or over the internet.
Nothing good on Cable TV...fuck five full hours of Bonanza reruns, lets turn on the internet.
by Kyle 230 February 10, 2010
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carleon

A Ioving kind person who rocks a short girl and has a big dick he loves loyal girls and would be a good football player and is a little cheater at some times but heart belong to one girl but will lose her by his mean addtuide and doesn't show his affection for his girl
Carleon is a good boyfriend.
by takaira December 15, 2014
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Carlessica

2 people who are destined to be together in life. There was a missed opportunity in the high school days but hopefully she'll realize he wants her more than she knows.
Carlos + Jessica = Carlessica (True Happiness)
by A Wise Young Man May 1, 2009
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Larry the Cable Guy

Here are some jokes from Larry the Cable Guy

"I was sniffing around at Victoria's Secret the other day. I was like a retard at a chucky cheese. Guess what they have. Underbritches with holes in the crotches. These things sell for 15 bucks. I'm sitting on a dwarful of those worth 250 bucks at home"

"They now have something called eatin' britches. I bought five pairs for my girlfriend and ate a couple on the way to her house. If they made biscuits and gravy flavored, I'd get fat just off that"

"I beleive if I was paid a dollar for every time my dad said he loved me...Well, money isn't important now"

"They say cellphones put microwaves in your body. This guy used one and pooped out a hot pocket"

"If you don't think that's funny, get the hell out of here"

"I have a deaf brother. He also has teret syndrome, so he's all like *makes nasty hand gestures*"

"My girlfriend read a hog hunter magazine and said 'Why don't you trim you're private areas, that'll look sexy.' Oh no, I said. An hour later I have razor bumps and toilet paper squares all over my balls"

"My grandma was in a farting contest..."

"GitRdone"
Larry the Cable Guy bought a fart machine at the mall, used it everywhere, and gave it to his grandma for his birthday
by KaiserBasara December 28, 2005
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cable tv

A system used for showing ads on people's televisions. Also known to turn people into lazy, fat bums while lowering their IQ teaching our society that the world revolves around Britney Spears. It requires a large monthly fee to function.
I wanted to pay an arm and a leg to become a complete shut in so I got cable tv.
by NewClear April 5, 2012
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