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A Ioving kind person who rocks a short girl and has a big dick he loves loyal girls and would be a good football player and is a little cheater at some times but heart belong to one girl but will lose her by his mean addtuide and doesn't show his affection for his girl
Carleon is a good boyfriend.
carleon by takaira December 15, 2014
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carltoncourtcunt 

a specialist in institutional abuse of the elderly and vulnerable
My Mother is a victim of carltoncourtcunt at £1200 per week. Is this privatised national socialism
carltoncourtcunt by clavecin1716 November 11, 2018
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Fucker Carlson 

A complete imbecile of a FOX journalist who is extremely biased and partisan.
Tucker is an asshole of a journalist, and from here on should be called Fucker Carlson!
Fucker Carlson by LaughingAloud March 30, 2021

Carlton Draught 

Best.Beer.Ever!

Carlton Draught is celebrating its 150 years of being in existence here in Australia. Its brewed in Melbourne Australia at Carlton United Breweries and is available at the majority of Pubs and Clubs Australia wide. Typically its a Australian beer that is a all rounder, in saying that it goes with food or just having a beer for the sake of it, it's really smooth Draught beer especially served cold.

The beer is good from a can or glass, However the ultimate way to enjoy it, is from your local Pub or Bar in a Glass.
I'll have a pint of Carlton Draught mate!
Or
Pass us a tinnie of some Carlton Draught mate!
Carlton Draught by The_Phantom1337 September 20, 2014

Freeze Corleone 

Meilleur rappeur français, il pisse sur la concu.

Moyenne de 33 "s/o" par son et 24 "comme si".

Chen-Zen aka Luffy. MMS LDO 667
Freeze Corleone by sabinks July 7, 2020

carreonize 

an act of filing a complaint against everyone on the Internet and thinking they can get away with it.

taken from Charles Carreon, the infamous internet lawyer who filed a suit against The Oatmeal, IndieGoGo, the American Cancer Society, and the National Wildlife Fund.
John thought it would be good to carreonize Allan because he was called a douchebag on bash.org
carreonize by starvngartst June 23, 2012

charles carreon 

Someone who doesn't mind hurting lots of people just to spite one person.

In 2012 the lawyer Charles Carreon realized that he was looking like a complete and utter asshole in the argument with the internet cartoon The Oatmeal, so he sued to prevent the American Cancer Society and the National Wildlife Fund from receiving $211,000 in charity that had raised by the cartoon's owner.
The principal is being a Charles Carreon - he just canceled the prom because a guy wanted to bring his boyfriend to it.

Don't be a Charles Carreon, it won't be just your ex who will get hurt, but all of her friends as well.
charles carreon by serena55 July 4, 2012
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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