caned

mashed

was you caned at school?Aye!(Ali g)

by Anonymous July 23, 2003

cankerblossom flapdragon

wankerdickheadsilly twit Used to describe someone in Old English basically to degrade them. A nice change from the usual

Oi ya cankerblossom flapdragon..Stop fucking around..

by Alice Adriaanse September 12, 2006

canned ass

when your ass is so nice it could be canned and sold
like canned peaches

damn look at that canned ass

by zserh November 16, 2005

canned

1) Usually means to get fired.
2) Depending on context, can also be an adjective that means roughly predefined.

1) My faggot boss canned me for reading TribalWar too much at work.
2) Canned chat items in a video game. Usually performed by entering a short combination of letters or numbers. Many times accompanied by a short voice clip.

by aCynicalPie January 21, 2005

caked up

a woman having a lot of make up on.

1. Damn!!!! Beyonce is caked up with that make-up.
A. Alexendria: Girl, I am ready to get caked up.
B. Nicki: Don't worry, let me get the kit.

by ImYaPusha August 9, 2012

caked

when a girl, usually of the skanky variety, wears enough makeup on her face to paint a bathroom.

ew man look at her face, its caked.

by metdizzle February 16, 2008

Caned

Multi-context word. In Australian slang, means to express a feeling retated to force, pain, stress, etc. Can be used as an adjective, adverb, or verb.

Man, I had five cop cars chasing me when I was caning up the freeway.

My legs caned after that run the other day.

Mate, if you don't get outa my face, I'm gunna cane the crap outta you...

by Stevo the Devo March 14, 2008