Canada's History

Verb

1. Inserting your penis and scrotal sack into a woman or man's anus while gargling maple syrup. Meanwhile using your right hand to masturbate your partner and your left hand to pleasure your anus with moose antlers

Dude: Look's like you had a rough night brah

Other Dude: Man you got no idea, someone gave me Canada's History last night, the whole enchilada.

Dude: Sounds boring brah

Other Dude: -_-

by Louis999 February 5, 2010

Canada's History

A "Canada's History" is a slang term in the American English language used to describe an act of a sexual nature which is regarded by many to be one of the most vile sexual acts in the history of sexydom. To "Canada's History" someone, one must first acquire a fire extinguisher. The fire extinguisher must then be carefully inserted in to an acceptable orifice of a clown using applicable lubricants. The clown must then be carefully lowered in to the major orifice of a large mammalian animal of adequate scale. Any mammal will do, but it must be a warm-blooded animal at the very least or else the clown will run the risk of hypothermia. This act, when successfully completed, is not unlike a turducken of the culinary world, but should never be confused with "blowing up a turd locker," which is a much different act all together, if not similar in execution.

That clown got the Canada's History all the way in to the bowels of that walrus!

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Last night, Ann Coulter took the Canada's History all the way (fictional Ann Coulter).

by KINGOFTHEINTERNET February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A depraved sex act. Favored by Stephen Colbert.

Putting everything in there is the hardest part of performing Canada's History.

by skb89 February 4, 2010

canada's history

The act of stabbing a grandma and fucking a horse. The grandma part is foreplay.

Yo, last night I was involved in an hour long hands-on lecture on Canada's history. Awesome?

by thx11ait February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual act. Canada is referred to as "America's Fuzzy Hat." You give your girlfriend a "fuzzy hat" by having ten of your friends masturbate on her hair, and then you "smuggle drugs back across the border" by having anal sex with her, and then drugging her with morphine. You finish the act by putting a Canadian and an American dollar in her anus and leaving it there.

Dude, I totally did Canada's History with my girlfriend last night. It was wild.

by yesplz4930843980 February 4, 2010

Canada's history

A sex act in which a jug of maple syrup is inserted into the woman's vagina and/or man's ass with the jug opening sticking out. The partner with the jug then squats over the other partner while maple syrup drips out, covering the other partner. The partner covered in syrup then fucks a beaver (if the woman is covered in syrup, a strap-on dildo is used). Then sticky, sweet, chaos ensues between the two and the beaver.

The apartment was a sticky wreck after the Canada's History from the night before. The dining room table was also missing one of its wooden legs.

by Hippopotannonymous February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act performed by first lubricating a woman's vagina and anus with maple syrup. Then, the aforementioned orifices are spread open with the antlers of an elk. Once the vagina and anus are spread to a diameter of six inches, athletic tape is used to attach the antlers to her thighs. Her partner then defecates into the Stanley Cup, and mixes it with Molson. Once it achieves a consistency of pudding, it is poured directly from the Stanley Cup into both orifices. Both orifices are then plugged with hockey pucks. This step is known as the "Hat Trick." She then stands up, straddles the face of her partner and pushes the pucks out.

I hear Stephen Colbert is into Canada's History.

by Nobody_Important_Zero February 4, 2010