Canada's History 

An unmentionable sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. This act involved the use of the maple syrup as lube on the antlers to be placed in two individuals' assholes, they take turns masturbating into the Stanley Cup until it fills, and then take turns drinking their semen out of the cup.

"I can't wait to do some Canada's History tonight!"

Canada's History by brakkelion ordefliu February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

1) An act of sexual deviance too despicable to be explained to a virgin or anyone over the age of 37, involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, the Stanley Cup, and an occasional Hot Pocket.

2) In south California, the act of dripping freshly cooked Hot Pocket contents onto the reproductive organs of a marmot.

Hey Mr. Pitt, is it true that you and your wife performed Canada's History to the seductive sounds of Boxcar Willie?

Yes, but the marmot didn't make it.

Canada's History by Quickdraw McDaddy February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

The shortest man in a group of at least five men must take a huge dump in the Stanley Cup. Then, the rest of the men in the group must all ejaculate on said feces pile. Finally, an entire bottle of 100% Canadian maple syrup is poured overtop the steaming fudge pile. The man in the group with least amount of hair on his head must then eat the delicious favour medley while getting poked in the buttocks with a pair of moose antlers.

Known by many French-Canadians as "Le Grande Poo-tine"

Stephen Colbert wanted the definition of Canada's History from a true Canadian

Canada's History by TonyInChains February 5, 2010

canada's history 

one of the most depraved sex acts known to man, involving maple syrup, moose antlers, and the stanley cup

Last night was crazy, we did canada's history for hours!

canada's history by Yatc February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A depraved sex act involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Usually the insertion of one or all of these objects, variations including pouring the maple syrup all over both parties involved, or using it (not very successfully) as lubricant.

"Putting everything in there is the hardest part of Canada's History."

Canada's History by katieboop February 4, 2010

Canada's history 

An act of taking a champagne bottle full of firecrackers deep into a opening in a willing or unwilling partner. The second phase of the act is taking a copy of "The Beaver" and smacking your partner in the face as you light the firecrackers through a hole drilled in the bottom of the bottle.

PS It is wise to keep the cap on.

I hear Sally had a little rectal burn after her Canada's History last night.

Canada's history by Crazy Anal Play. February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

Canada's History, also Canadian History, is a rare sexual act requiring at least two participating parties, freshly fallen snow, and a public area containing permafrost.

The subordinate, or "bottom", lies naked on his/her back with legs propped up and open to expose the genitalia. At this point, the dominant, or "top", will force as many handfulls of snow into the intended orifice as possible without causing irreparable damage and as fast as possible to allow for the subsequent copulation to numb the "bottom's" orifice.

This allows for a much lauded "orgasm denial" tactic.

"Yo, check it. Me an my bitch went to Aspen last weekend and I schooled her in Canada's History, baby!"

Canada's History by Ivan Dreka February 4, 2010