Calling Hogs

To snore; relating to the sound someone makes when they snore in their sleep

Husband: Goodnight sweetheart, see you in the morning. I'm going to sleep, if I start calling hogs nudge me.

Wife: If you start calling hogs and wake me up I'll do more than nudge you. I'll kick your sorry ass out of bed and make you sleep on the couch.

by Chicks Dig Me September 11, 2009

Calling Morpheus

To use a pay phone on the street to roll a joint, blunt, or hit a pipe.
I was rolling a joint downtown in manhattan and my friend bill is like "what are you doing over there Calling Morpheus?" and i turn around with a joint.

Any nefarious activity using a phone booth or kiosk falls under the calling morpheus umbrella. must be a landline not a closet or dark corner and your cell

by ari the greek December 30, 2007

Call of Doody

When you're on a mission to take a shit so big it could be considered a WMD.

"Hang on guys, I'm just gonna leave the lobby for a couple minutes, I'm feeling the Call of Doody, if you know what I'm saying"

by homieijustfuckedyomomma March 30, 2015

Call of Duty

FPS game.

Same shit. Different year.

I miss those times when a sequel in Call of Duty wasn't the same over-used garbage from 2007.

by raexe December 22, 2011

cookie call

another phrase for 'phone sex'

person 1: "why didn't you go out with the boys yesterday?"
person 2: "sorry bro, i was having a cookie call with my missus"

by ashunz November 10, 2020

Nature's call

The feeling you get when you have to go to the bathroom.

"Nature's callin" or "nature calls" is usually how nature's call is said in a sentence.

Guy #1: Dude, where you going so fast?

Guy #2: Nature calls!

by chocolate box July 22, 2006

calling it a night

Something you say to a friend announcing you are going to bed.

Chris: Aight I'm calling it a night
Rob: alright, sleep tight.

by Chris Cleven May 12, 2007