calumrise

A groupchat dedicated to Calum Hood and porn, a lit groupchat.

x: omg, i want to be in calumrise so much.

by calumrise July 26, 2016

caluetter

Cogner des clous, s’endormir, paupieres lourdes

Arrete de caluetter ou va te coucher!

by Mimi44 December 18, 2017

Calums Dick

It's really thiccc. It's the most bootyfull thing in this world. It's too long to take it all in. Ashton had sum of it he said it was wonderfull he's now falling in love with it.

yesssss Calums Dick is sooooo bootyfulllllllll.

by I_AM_HEMMOSEXUAL_BETCH June 25, 2018

Calum Dunbar

A person who exposes nonces

Person1: I just pulled a calum dunbar
Person2: Another one down!

by Bigman86 January 11, 2019

Calum

The name of a person who most of the time is an ass hole. Callum can be a nice person but you will likely find this is a facade

Snake

"Why is calum so mean?"
"Why are you surprised? his name is calum"

by Imanegg April 4, 2019

Calum

A chav in denial, but truthfully he is. He confirmed it with his own words but is too much of a bitch to admit it.

Me: He's such a Calum
Them: No I'm not, I'm just a PokeLegends staff!

by Evo0 June 10, 2019

calum frew

A fucking twat

Oi see that guy he looks like a complete and utter Calum Frew

by Yada2 December 9, 2019