Cactus Nipples

When a girl's nipples are so hairy, sucking on them is like sucking on cactus

girl: ya baby, suck deez nipples!
boy: damn girl, you got'em cactus nipples. Here, call this number THEN hmu *hands over waxing spa card"

by Boss miatch April 9, 2020

cactus paddles

The prickly lips of a pussy, which is in need of a shave.

Dang Amy's got some ripe cactus paddles.

by Justro January 6, 2011

Cactus Patch

A "Cactus Patch" describes the regrowth of pubic hair on the male or female genitalia. Generally speaking, the "Cactus Patch" occurs one to three days after pubic hair is shaved with a razor.

Encountering a "Cactus Patch" during sexual intercourse can make for a very unpleasant and irritating sexual experience.

"Dude, I got with Stephanie last night and now my junk is all irritated. She was sporting the cactus patch."

by MoonDogg08 June 29, 2009

Cactus toy with cactus inside

Did you know these toys have been and internet meme for many years now.today many people came home with their toys and gave it to their dog. you know what happen? well, they got ripped open and then it showed a toy inside it with a frown. anyways if you ever hear your dog say "jiggly jiggly im coming for the booty" you know whats happening.
P.S. this does not mean a good thing(its something bad "rape the toy or having you know what with the toy".

you got that Cactus toy with cactus inside
eww its weird like why is there a cactus toy with cactus inside liek why
Cactus toy with cactus inside?nope

by Giahwgfa 2 May 9, 2019

cactus crack

Beginning with a case of untreated swamp ass, it's when chaffing and burning occurs on the rim of the anus.

"Hello Dan."
"Hi Harris."
"Why the sour face?"
"You see Harris, I have an atrocious case of cactus crack."
"MMMMMM"

by CCrack July 24, 2006

gooch cactus

The process if taking a massive runny shit without wiping, so you get dried poo on the gooch hair,thus resembling a cactus.

'Hey Pennington! Check out my gooch cactus, is it as spiky as yours?

No Joe, it isnt, ihave seven days worth of gooch cactus on me!'

by penno May 3, 2008

Cactus Vagina

Vagina that has been shaved but now has a 5 oclock shadow and prickles your face like a cactus while eating a girl out.

Ryan "Hey did you eat out Taylor last night?"
Jimmy "yeah...it sucked...she had a cactus vagina."
Ryan "thats the pits bro"

by theman9998743892 January 30, 2010