Over-The-Counter Hipster

Over-The-Counter Hipsters also Cashier Hipsters who rely on their own income. Commonly found behind or "over-the-counter" as the cashier at Beacon's Closet, Ozzies, etc. Usually wearing something they may have found while on the job at Beacon's Closet. Most often found a cranky mess because they can no longer rely on their parents for money and must do it themselves, therefore, they become an Over-The-Counter or Cashier Hipster.

Beacon's Closet customer: Excuse me, I'd like to try on this funky and unusual dress shirt. Could you hold my other items here at the counter or should I bring them into the dressing room with me?

Over-The-Counter Hipster: I don't know, i'm too tired from having to make my own income and not rely on my parents for my money to make a decision like this. *adjusts thick-framed glasses* I'm going to go on my break now and be nonchalant with my Hipster friends at Ozzie's Coffee Shop.

by Madeleine Gruder May 27, 2009

Elizabeth Learning Center

A high school in Cudahy, California.. the only high school there... this school is from grades pre school to 12 grade and has some very good students with high potential.. this school is from lausd

person 1: What school do you go to?
Person 2: Elizabeth Learning Center
person 1: where is that at?
person 2: Cudahy

person 1: what? Cud what?
person 2: Cudahy!
Person 2: Man nobody knows us! :-(

by jumbojoe4050 July 4, 2011

Liquid Daycare Center

Another term for a mans ejaculate and or semen.

Honey if you keep sucking like that I’m going to deliver a liquid daycare center in your mouth

by Gummy bear sex May 29, 2019

America is centered around

Look it up on Bing

Gerald: Hey! Look up "America is centered around" on Bing!
Goldstein: I just did! It is correct.

by TheGigachadJew6Million April 13, 2022

Spousal Avoidance Center(SAC)

A predefined area designated for complete spousal(female) avoidance. The Spousal Avoidance Center(SAC)can be a man cave, a TV room, a garage or any other physical room that achieves the objective of complete spousal avoidance. Any SAC must be equiped with proper safe-guards to notify the Man in the SAC of the approaching spouse. While in the SAC a man must never respond to the spouse or demonstrate any sense of urgency in leaving the SAC when called to leave. An ideal SAC contains a beer fridge(stocked), shelves for snack foods, microwave, large screen TV for football and other sports, a serious stereo, wall photos of manly icons such as Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, John Wayne and Evil Kneivel and also a video gaming center if required. A bar with stools for other men trying to achieve total spousal avoidance is highly encouraged. A toilet is ideal to prevent exiting the SAC for obvious reasons.

"I spent the weekend in the Spousal Avoidance Center after my wife and I got into a fight".
"During football season I can be found in the Spousal Avoidance Center(SAC) on Monday night, Sat. and Sun."
"Dude, come on over, we will go to the SAC and avoid our spouses."
"My wife knows better than to come into the SAC with a honey do list".

by EastClintonHustla February 6, 2009

Cuntery

1. The behavior of arch-bitches.
2. Blanket term to describe the behavior of women who assume the societal prerogatives traditionally reserved for men.

'Hark! Methinks the most fell cuntery was afoot this eve.'--- Attributed to John Wayne Bobbit's ambulance driver c. 1993

by Mo Dixley September 3, 2005

Caunter

Someone who lives shallow end of the gene pool

"Gawd! he's such a Caunter!!! "
"Yep, he's definitely from the shallow end of the gene pool!"

by dr snow December 12, 2016