Shit-Crippled

The inability to take a poop due to one's current circumstances.

"I go to take a poop and after sitting in the stall I hear a little kid talking to his mom. I was completely shit-crippled for like 10 minutes untill they left.

by Thunderbeard June 1, 2013

brain cripple

an individual who is crippled in the brain.

you're a fucking brain cripple

by stu,alex&amy October 10, 2006

crippled johnny

When ones dick is overworked to the point that they cant get an erection.

Stephen gets crippled johnny's with his fag partners.

by Jack M May 4, 2003

cripple nipple

Used in South Africa when you tweak a mates nipple normally done on guys. Girls get very upset if you do it to them. Normally done in a joking manner between mates when indulging in horseplay.

Stop giving me shit or i'll give you a cripple nipple.

by Mr Ken December 18, 2009

cripple biscuits

what one may have been eating prior to a poor performance.

Biscuits that, when consumed, reduce someone's prowess (at sport for example) to that of a cripple

"John was playing brilliantly in the first half, now he's shite, he must have been eating cripple biscuits at half time"

by Tom Ashby January 21, 2007

crippling autism

When someone such as anon cannot be taken seriously as thay take most things as a joke

See that guy anon he has such crippling autism that he'll shitpost in public despite the situation: :example : filthy frank

by Inter dimensional police July 22, 2017

Crippling Bottom

A crippling bottom is a sexually passive and submissive individual that prefers to receive rather than give sexual stimulation. Crippling bottoms differ from regular bottoms in that they get annoyed an irritated when sexy people that look domineering, turn out to be a raging masochist. An example of this would be Julian Devorak from The Arcana: A Mystic Romance, the free mystery romance visual novella by Nix Hydra. Julian is a sexy 6’4 fugitive plague doctor with long leather gloves and a mysterious aura. Contradictory to his appearance and attitude, Julian never shuts up about how much he wants to get stepped on. Crippling Bottoms are irritated by such things.

“Why is Maggie so mad?”
“She found out Rico is a hardcore masochist.”
“Haha! She’s a Crippling Bottom!”

by mannyheffleysweiner December 26, 2020