Crime Trio

The best trio in the Wish DreamSMP! Including Wishbur, Wish Fundy and Wish Slimecicle :D

The crime trio will forever be my favourite trio and they have a special place in my heart <3

The Crime Trio is better then the Bench Trio.

Agreed.

by Wish Slimecicle (Slime) January 26, 2022

Nugget Crime

When you eat all of the Fast Food nuggets, dry, or without using any of the glorious dipping sauces.

"Hit up Wendy's DriveThru last night and was so hungry driving back committed Nugget Crime...hand in bag; finished 'em all. Couldn't wait."

by I'm With LK September 27, 2011

Unsolved Crime

When a person defecates up their back and does not have knowledge on how this heinous sin was performed.

Help bro the FBI is trying to figure out my how I did a unsolved Crime.

by Elon Obama March 10, 2020

Schrodinger's Crime

An act that may or may not be illegal dependant on the presence or absence of Law Enforcement

Joe: "Fuck off, you can't do that, that's illegal!"

(Jim, drinking the entire tank of sea monkeys in the pet shop): "No coppers? If the fuzz don't clock it's not illegal, its Schrodinger's Crime"

by JustExplainHappy February 23, 2022

Straight Crimed

When you discriminate against someone for being straight.

Example: Aggressively insisting someone is gay despite claiming they’re straight. Automatically assuming someone is gay.

Did you see that? She just totally straight crimed her.

by Ciiinderellly November 13, 2021

Self-Crime

1. killing of oneself
2. masturbation
3. getting high

"That bitch over there just self-crimed."
"Bro, I'm actually gonna self-crime."
"My life is so shitty I'm gonna self-crime."
"Wanna come to my place, smoke a joint, and self-crime."

by eat.crayon May 01, 2020

crime cuck

When someone is a fucking bitch, and gets to be the scapegoat for the crimes of someone else.

Damn, Josh is such a crime cuck. You could kill someone and he'll take the blame.

by Zordonispowerful July 26, 2017