crime cuck

When someone is a fucking bitch, and gets to be the scapegoat for the crimes of someone else.

Damn, Josh is such a crime cuck. You could kill someone and he'll take the blame.

by Zordonispowerful July 26, 2017

Partners in crime

Partners in crime are like best friends but they tend to burn people. Once you have taken the step into becoming partners in crime there is no going back.

Me and Rayne are partners in crime

by Lucinda is Lit December 31, 2020

Crime Trio

The best trio in the Wish DreamSMP! Including Wishbur, Wish Fundy and Wish Slimecicle :D

The crime trio will forever be my favourite trio and they have a special place in my heart <3

The Crime Trio is better then the Bench Trio.

Agreed.

by Wish Slimecicle (Slime) January 25, 2022

Straight Crimed

When you discriminate against someone for being straight.

Example: Aggressively insisting someone is gay despite claiming they’re straight. Automatically assuming someone is gay.

Did you see that? She just totally straight crimed her.

by Ciiinderellly November 12, 2021

Crime Minister

Prime minister's that think they're above the law and have broken the law --- right now Boris Johnson has said he will defy the law in the UK to get what he wants --- he is a Crime Minister

Boris Johnson is the biggest crime minister ever even saying in interviews he he will defy the law to get what he wants

by Headcharge September 10, 2019

Self-Crime

1. killing of oneself
2. masturbation
3. getting high

"That bitch over there just self-crimed."
"Bro, I'm actually gonna self-crime."
"My life is so shitty I'm gonna self-crime."
"Wanna come to my place, smoke a joint, and self-crime."

by eat.crayon April 30, 2020

Unsolved Crime

When a person defecates up their back and does not have knowledge on how this heinous sin was performed.

Help bro the FBI is trying to figure out my how I did a unsolved Crime.

by Elon Obama March 10, 2020