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The name says it. You cant say no. You need to give it to them sadly. Im sorry...
It happens on 10/25 each year.
Friend: What day is it?
Other Friend: ITS NATIONAL GIVE URIEL YOUR CREDIT CARD INFORMATION DAY!!!!
Uriel: GIVE IT NOW!!!
by HappyPixel October 18, 2020
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Credit Card Swiping

When your partner is laying face down and you slide your phone down their ass cheeks by trick shooting it in from a distance.
Yeah, we were just laying on his Garfield bed sheets and I got up Credit Card Swiping him.
by Terrence’sBones August 2, 2022
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Credit Card

The act of swiping your hand down one's buttcrack as if your hand was a credit card
Person 1: I'll give you five bucks to go credit card that kid.
Person 2: Ok, but you gotta give me 2% cash back on gas cuz he just ripped one.
by holtster March 9, 2016
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French credit card

A credit card (see definition) but done on the front, or crotch area
My cousin walked by and gave me a French credit card
by Rebeccable December 22, 2019
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Credit Card Nirvana

When a website glitches and doesn’t charge a credit card after repeated purchases.
I bought these shoes and never got charged… I think I’m in credit card nirvana
by blockboih September 24, 2021
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Credit Card

When you walk up behind a person, with a narrow object, and swipe it up their crack, just like you would swipe a credit card.
Jimmy gave John a credit card with his math book.
by TEMAC December 20, 2015
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Credit Card

A type of sexual foreplay that requires one person to rub the slit on the back of the other person's penis tip with their finger. Most of the time, it makes the penis erect faster than usual. If the person receiving the Credit Card is uncircumcised, the foreskin may pull itself under the tip, but it can be put back with your fingers if it's slippery enough under the foreskin.
"Yo dude, Sally just gave me the best Credit Card yesterday, it felt like I would splooge any moment!"
"How's your foreskin, brah?"
"Shaddap, Zach-"
by some dummass March 6, 2023
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