crayon

A crayon is a dufus, an ignoramus, but usually not actually mentally retarded. A regular person refusing to think.

When I was taking calls at tech support it was one crayon after another.

by horsyrock June 11, 2006

poo crayon

A slang term for the tip of a turd popping out your ass and "writing" on your underpants or panties.

i was prairie dogging earlier and now i've got streaks from the poo crayon.

by Chuck Bucket February 17, 2005

craplopedia

A person who knows way too much useless crap.

Stephen usually knows the answers on any game show. He's such a craplopedia.

by Michael D. Palmer December 6, 2006

Crayola-ing

Crapping on a partners chest during sex then drawing a picture with the shit.

I was crayola-ing all over that chick last night.

by El sucio Crayola December 18, 2009

crayon police

A person/persons who are under the age of 16 and who are yet to shave who has the authority in a chat room visited by adults to kick boot and delete profiles

crayon police,nob jockey, acne, plank

by lifes-a-beach2 February 22, 2009

Crayolering

The act of spitting brand name Crayola markers out of ones mouth gracefully (usually towards a webcam). Many people use this activity as a pass-time when they are extremely bored.

"Oh My Zeus! That was very good Crayolering you just did Johnny!"

"Phineas! Why on Earth are you Crayolering in the middle of the night?!?!"

by Claren Smardin June 13, 2009

craploading

craploading is the practice where buffet restaurants fill the buffet with food most people won't want, so it looks like the buffet has tons of food on it when you're standing in line, yet on closer inspection most of it has been sitting out there for hours because nobody wants it. Then when something good is put out, it's gone in 30 seconds.

There's nothing but mushroom, jalapeno and anchovy pizzas on the buffet? I hate craploading

by Gentle Jim June 10, 2010