"and god said let there be...a terrible plague that would haunt the earth for a year or two".

even satin recoiled in disgust when he saw what god had in store for the sad mortals of earth, but there was to many humans on the face of the planet so god sent a virus that would kill the weak and feeble but let the strong live, but soon god got bored of watching people live their sad lives alone in their houses so he sent some other things starting with the small (a conflict between iran and the US that had a chance to start world war 3) and then going to the large (among us 2 being cancelled).

now god looks at the world as it falls apart,and I am here on my laptop writing a useless definition for a word that you just so happen to be reading.

covid 19 is god's way of telling us all that he is in control

covid 19 by helloIexsist January 4, 2021

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Covid 19

A man made disease created by the American Democratic Party to regain political control

Covid 19 might kill thousands of people, but at least we won’t have to see anymore of Trump’s mean tweets.

Covid 19 by MikeFJB’swife August 1, 2022

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Covid-19 Pounds

The extra weight put on your fat, couch riding ass during the Covid-19 lockdown because you got no job and you got no sex so you just eat.

When this is done, I am going to have to get back to the gym and loose these Covid-19 pounds.

My girls broke curfew and snuck over last night for a dick appointment. I felt a lot more cushion than usual. She gots the Covid-19 pounds.

Covid-19 Pounds by Dick Onchin April 16, 2020

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COVID-19 vaccine

The depopulation weapon that will kill everyone

I got my COVID-19 vaccine, did you get yours?

Nah, you just signed your death warrant. The time is ticking, enjoy it while you still can libtard.

COVID-19 vaccine by fencetape February 11, 2022

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