Congress

A large group of older men who probably have penis sizes lower than average. They enjoy finding things they dislike, or don't control, and trying to destroy/ruin them. They think mainly of themselves and don't mind destroying a few lives to make a quick buck. They avoid taxes and keep their millions of dollars to themselves, and think that those who are poor need to stay poor and they need to stay on top. They recently tried to steal the internet, but where shot down. They also believe that constitutional rights aren't really that important, and can be bent to their liking.

SOPA/ACTA/PIPA are all acts of the Congress.

They can be compared to the Church during the middle ages. Take from the poor, keep it for yourself.

by A pissed off citizen April 9, 2012

thanks, Congress!

Slang used to blame real problems on the ineffectual Republican-obstructed Congress.
Coined during the 2013 government shutdown. Used literally, as opposed to the sarcastic "thanks Obama."

The NSF, NIST, NASA, NIH, FDA, EPA, etc were shut down, we lost around 300,000 jobs and $24 billion from the economy – thanks, Congress!

by Dylan Bleier November 2, 2013

Congregate

Get over here and do a cool pose

‘New crystal gems,CONGREGATE!’

by Morganite-will-shatter-you October 29, 2019

Democratic Republic of the Congo

Formerly Zaire, a central/south-central African country which is neither fully democratic nor a functioning republic. It is, however, located in the general vicinity of the Congo River. Site of the Second Congo War in which more than 5.4 million people were killed, making it the most deadly conflict since World War II.

It may be referred to as DR Congo or DRC to distinguish it from the Republic of the Congo, which is on the other side of the Congo River.

The Democratic Republic of the Congo is the second poorest country in the world, after Zimbabwe.

Congo Free State, Belgian Congo, Congo-Léopoldville, Congo-Kinshasa, and Zaire are all former names of the Democratic Republic of the Congo.

by bierce November 22, 2010

congradufuckulations

1;Insult.
2;An brazingly ignorant and rudely offensive way to address someone.
3; A fun word to use when putting people in their place.

Beth told Jimmy,"Congradufuckulations, you're retarded."

by EAT-MAN March 6, 2009

Congregations! you found a secret definition!

Wow. you somehow managed to find this definition! you should be prowd

Congregations! you found a secret definition! means ur cool (:

by congrats! April 7, 2022

congurgulate

When Liquids Combust in your mouth and make you discombobulated.

Bob congurgulated from the lemonade drink in his mouth.

by OdizzleTheWizzle May 16, 2022