colorado lettuce

Another term for weed

Yo man, you got any of that colorado lettuce?

by rggzy April 12, 2016

The Colorado Yardsale

When you have sex on the front lawn in a snow storm or blizzard

I met this chick from Loveland and we smoked and did the Colorado yardsale

by Dilyn222 February 29, 2016

the colorado yardsale

Having sex in the front yard during a snowstorm

I met this chick in Loveland and we did the Colorado yardsale

by Dilyn222 February 18, 2016

The Colorado Yardsale

When you do the dirty on the front lawn in a snowstorm.

I met some hippie chick from Loveland and we do the Colorado yardsale

by Dilyn222 February 16, 2016

Colorado Speedball

The combination of a cup of over-strong (and often over-priced) pour-over coffee and a bowl of 20% TCH marijuana (or THC concentrate)

"You know man ... I just wake up, turn on C.P.R., have a Colorado Speedball, hop in my Subi, and ramble."

by tap33ater October 27, 2019

Colorado Cowboy

When a female initiates the reverse cowgirl position and 2 rotating drilldos go up her ass to get that ultimate cowgirl experience.

Marlene had a good night to herself last night and drank a two decade bottle of wine, then proceeded to give herself a Colorado Cowboy.

by doritoboy420mtndew4life March 18, 2019

Colorado Elephant

When someones mother falls asleep with a dick in her mouth.

Watch you mouth dude, I rode the Colorado Elephant with your mother last night.

by Sircurlsalot July 13, 2015