bruh on the cob

what you say when you think random is funny

You: whats your best joke
Friend: bruh on the cob
You: bruh

by what did soulja boy tell em? December 12, 2019

cob stomp

Curb stomping somebody with an emphasis on their genitals. For males, this would be an emphasis on their penis (cob).

DeShawn: "Ayyo you seen Jarvacius lately?"
Nigga Quan: "Naw man he dindu nothin but he got cob stomped to shit fo some malt liquor"

by Trap Master Max August 22, 2015

Soul cob

Soul as a modifier to the word cob refers to someone who completes your innermost self. Cob is a catch-all word that can refer to anything greater or otherwise poorly defined by other nouns. Many things may be a cob, and a cob may be many things. i.e. A soul cob is at one moment a soul mate, soul partner, soul lover.

It wasn't long after we shared our first conversation that I realized, THIS is my soul cob.

by Pockets55 November 24, 2020

cob slag

a woman that work inna da bakery or sandwich shop (excluding subway employees)

Rich “or8 duck gonna go cob slag get some food or what”

Luke “yes lad”

Callum “reem idea”

Dan “bacon well done”

by lukecordon June 12, 2020

cob slobber

The saliva that is left on a man's cob after a blow job.

Look at all of the cob slobber you left on my cob after that sucky sucky. Get it cleaned up I said!!!

by JoeyBomm December 17, 2020

Cob Dibbler

One who like Cock!

Look at that Cob Dibbler suck on that dick

by Shimelfarb December 08, 2009

rough as a cob

Mighty unpleasant.

From the rough surface of a corn cob used to wipe one's backside.

"Hey Elmore, the wheel done fell off mah baler."

"Oh man, Ermal, that's rough as a cob."

by The Wog Whomper May 01, 2005