clit

crazy + lit

"how did u like zootopia 2?"

"oh my god it was so clit"

by hugefreakingshlock November 30, 2025

Clit Closet

Clit closet, a mental collection of images for women to masterbate too. The female version of the spank bank.

Jane put the image of Barney Stinson with his shirt off in her clit closet.

by Barry DeBeers January 10, 2014

Clit Saddle

The gap in the middle of one's moustache that grows no hair. Thus a saddle for the clit of a woman to ride on while receiving oral sex.

Toby likes to sit on my face and ride my clit saddle.

by Jax08 March 2, 2016

Clit Down

Sexual intercourse where the female is the aggressor. The female is giving forcible aggressive sex to their partner.

Jenny: Last night I clit down Eric while Jeff was at work.
Ruth: Oh my, I bet he didn't stand a chance!
Jenny: You bet girl, I think I dislocated Eric's hips!

by Cyclops2 August 22, 2012

clit wilt

the polar opposite of sexual arousal; when something turns you off so severely that you can actually feel your clitoris shrinking back in revulsion. this is the female equivalent of a boner death.

oftentimes,
extreme narcissism -> instant clit wilt

by comatoasty July 4, 2011

clit monger

A monger of clits, ie. a pimp.
someone who sells and buys women on the prostitution market.

Also, a type of swear word used in a friendly and joking fashion to friends

can also be called 'clit vendor' or 'clit salesman'

"Get outta hee, you fuckin' clit monger!"

by Bozman August 11, 2006

Clit-tard

The female equivalent of the cumbrain.

The Caitlin clit-tard forced her man to have sex without a condom.

by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019