Children of Bodom are a black/power metal band hailing from the lovely country of Finland. Like many other good European Metal bands, they suffer from a fanbase that consists of a bunch of elitist smacktards that spend the majority of their time on internet forums disrespecting metal bands that have melodic tendencies. As good as Children of Bodom are, their fanbase is about as retarded as a heaving orgy of Slipknot, Tool, and Trivium fans sweatily licking the hair grease off Max Cavelera's dreadlocks.
"(Insert popular melodic thrash/metal band here) is a bunch of whiney emo-kids."
"No, that's a Children Of Bodom-ism, and you are an elitist prick. You should take a listen to Hawthorne Heights if you want whiney emo-kids."
"No, that's a Children Of Bodom-ism, and you are an elitist prick. You should take a listen to Hawthorne Heights if you want whiney emo-kids."
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Get the Children meat mug.Where children is brought up in the hood. Typically these type of people would be gangsters/thugs. Or at the bare minimum, criminals. They also have bad education, communication skills and typically a really negative view on life. But hey, aren't all humans like that?
P1: Have u seen Elijah?
P2: yeah i know he became a criminal.
P1: I know he been brought up in the hood.
P2: The hell.? He's part of them?
P1: yeah he is one of the children of the hood.
P2: yeah i know he became a criminal.
P1: I know he been brought up in the hood.
P2: The hell.? He's part of them?
P1: yeah he is one of the children of the hood.
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Get the Children McFuglits mug.One of the greatest Metal bands of all times. Got their name from a lake called Lake Bodom in Finland. Lake Bodom has had 3 murders there in 1960.
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