A pot calling a cattle black

A figure of speech for calling out a hypocrite. For shaming someone because they accused someone else on something the accuser is also accountable for.

Democrat: Man I hate Repulicans.
Republican: Yeah, I don't like you Democrats either.
Democrat: You are a hateful bigot for saying that.
Republican: Okay. And you are a pot calling a cattle black

by JustKeepingItRealMan March 7, 2019

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Irish Cattle Prod

Proforming intercourse whilst attached to jumper cables from either the nipples, clavicle maximus or upper humerous. (preferably 6-12 volts)

Felix-"Samantha and i are getting pretty serious, she said she wanted to try a Irish Cattle Prod tonight!"

Stan- "that sounds great!"

by CristianFlorindi October 14, 2014

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Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler

Ole boy, drives a tractor trailer all day (sun up-sun down)
Always has a sore buttocks.
Constantly looking for workers on his farm but more importantly someone to rub his big fat ass!
Claims his ass looks like rigotta cheese wrapped tight in a plastic bag.
Claims his ass looks a pickle that’s been stepped on by a football team with cleats on.
Doesn’t like having them little cellulose bubbles in his ass and wants a good rub down.

That big bastard on the tractor is a Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler! His ass must be sore!

by Badger girl 317 January 15, 2022

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cattle breeding

Cattle breeding is the act of mass breeding animals specially cows for various purposes usually over and over in the animal lifetime. The breed is then used for the breeders purposes.

I'm thinking of selling gold fish online. I only have 20 tho so I'll have to cattle breeding them to have enough.

by ThefireGriffin April 22, 2021

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