Brookvale Groby learning Campus

A school with slaggy year sevens, boys who think their hard, sketty bitches that skive the go vape in the humanities toilets and people shag in the bushes

Mr king -' hey babe do you go to Brookvale Groby learning campus because I would love to tap that! '
You - no you fucking nonce

by GayBitch1010 February 6, 2022

College campus rape

This is rape will its happen on the college campus

Did you hear she got College campus rape

by 459395 February 25, 2022

campu

a piece of crap, or something that always breaks.

That heaters such a campu!

by grappler89 May 13, 2005

Hippo Campus

When a bully or prankster gives you a wedgie while you're sitting on the toilet, mid-poop. It’s the ultimate ambush: you're at your most vulnerable, pants down, minding your business—and boom, someone yanks your underwear sky-high like they're launching a satellite. Maximum disrespect. Maximum trauma.

Example:
"Bro, the wedgie I got while pooping was so intense, I think it scarred my hippo campus. Every time I see a toilet now, my brain short-circuits."

by cicadacalcine July 8, 2025

Big Dick Swinging on Campus

A saying that describes a person who thinks they are in charge or important.

“Oh look at the big dick swinging on campus”

by Tommytuffnuckles July 31, 2025

Where Campus Life Happens

Just a phrase

OMG NOW THIS IS Where Campus Life Happens

by NewOWrdle August 26, 2025

Fastest Campus Leaver

Someone who leaves the class before it even ends.

Wow, Nabil left class early!
Of course, he's the fastest campus leaver in town

by Brysaltz November 8, 2025