budget

A popular and trendy term commonly used by the urban elite of Brooklyn to explain a shortage of funds while keeping your rep intact. See also broke po unemployed

example 1
Hey man you wanna go to the movies?
Naw that's budget.
example 2
hey, buy me a beer?
sorry, budget bro.

by Dee Dub January 18, 2004

bidget

Combines the word budget and midget pertaining to a relativley small budget. Used mainly within the I.T industry.

Also used to quantify other things of relative small magnitude.

Person 1: We got quite a budget this year
Person 2: Really? All we got was a bidget.

Guy 1: Man I've got a small bidget
Guy 2: Thats what she said!

by shano_911 June 18, 2007

budget

some one who wants more than what he paid for; a cheapskate

No wonder she call you a budget. You always lookin' to get something extra.

by Mandingoe May 26, 2004

Badgett

On good days: A weak-ass. On bad days: A creepy, weirdo weed dealer who is a part-time delusional stalker. Ladies BEWARE!!! I cannot stress this enough. They come armed and are generous with their goodies. The plethora of rainbow colored candies are extremely tempting but still, you must run away! Just get your dime bag,have a lil' chit-chat, and ever so slowly back out of the room.

Girl 1: "So, I'm met this guy. We hit it off. He seemed pretty cool...at first."

Girl 2: "Uh-oh."

Girl 1: "Well...three days in he's already blowing up my phone and telling me how much he loves me. After three frickin' days!! I could handle his awkwardness before because he was keeping me folded but...it's kinda starting to scare me. What should I do?"

Girl 2: "You need to stay the hell away from him! That's exactly what you need to do. He's got all the signs of being a Badgett. I hope your life insurance is up to date...shit, your chances of becoming missing just shot up 40%. GTFO"

by Cinnamon Dixon Glitter May 20, 2012

budgeted

To be affected by a bad set of circumstance, the acuteness of which is so severe as to be admissible as proof that an unseen, omnipresent or higher power is the cause.

Luck that is so bad it’s like god is picking on you.

This word is loosely related to budget, in the context of "something of poor quality".

Andy: ”I was shopping and I saw a parking attendant putting a ticket on my car. I ran out to stop him only to slip and fall, breaking my spine. A five-year-old-child then vomited on me."

Joe: "Budgeted.”

”I get all the FUCKING way through the level, right to the end boss, get him down to half his health and then I just get budgeted. Every FUCKING time.”

by SlapOutCity December 13, 2008

Budget Drunk

Getting drunk off of very cheap, very strong alcohol. Often practiced by college students who have little money and lots of desire to become intoxicated.

Guy 1: I want to get drunk tonight but I'm broke.
Guy 2: Let's get budget drunk on some Vladdy.

by I drink a lot March 21, 2011

budget binger

One whom is so deeply rooted into alcohol addiction prices become the imperitive decisive factor in the purchase of alcoholic beverages. Always, deep strategic consideration is taken for the alcohol to dollar ratio, always buying the absolute bottom of the barrel cheapest bang for your buck beverage. Frequently panhandles and drinks exclusively to get drunk, never for the taste.

Look at that man standing on the corner holding a "why lie i need a beer" sign! He may look like a bum but he's a mathematical genius when calculating alcohol to dollar ratios, as well as a strategic drunk! Surely he will get wasted on no more than 5 dollars! He's a true budget binger!

by Jewish Drunkard November 22, 2011