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Busting your shit

Falling on your ass (or some other body part), and hurting yourself enough that you had to go to the doctor or probably should have gone to the doctor.
I saw that video of you totally busting your shit. I thought you died or broke your coccyx or some shit like that. How many stitches did you have to get?
by californiaaccent April 13, 2011
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Business Tattoo

Tattoos an individual has that are hidden from plain sight. They are normally located on the chest, stomach, and back. This way, a person can look professional while still enjoying their tattoos.
Kevin Durant has a clean image because of his business tattoos that are covered when he plays basketball.
by ZXJ6 September 8, 2011
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Busting your ovaries

Means the same thing as "busting your balls" but applied to a woman
Nah, you're not really fat. I'm just busting your ovaries.
by Smackum Yackum March 8, 2013
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busting them cheeks

Tonight, you know I'mma be busting Kalia's cheeks. (Busting them cheeks)
by Crusty Turd Nugget April 19, 2018
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Business seconds

A expedited good, service, or occurrence that is delivered or takes place so fast it is measured in seconds, not days.
"Shawty said she didn't have condoms but she was on the pill. He busted in that 😺, 3 business seconds later homie was wearing Burberry sitting at a baby shower."
by Pneumonia Ceilings December 31, 2021
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best-buying

To go into a store to try products out with no intent of buying them and/or with the intent of buying it online for a lower price later.
I'm thinking about best-buying it at REI and then getting it on Amazon later.
by sariberri January 10, 2018
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business major

A member of a degenerate subspecies of humans (Latin name homo sapiens nequequam) that bears a marked visual similarity to ordinary homo sapiens. The homo sapiens nequequam can be distinguished by the following behaviors:

* Whining at the end of the semester to their professors to give them a higher letter grade in a class they failed even though they don't understand the material because "they'll never need to know it anyway."
* Exhibiting a complete lack of creative, artistic, scientific, or mathematical capacity, as well as any desire to exert themselves intellectually.
* Having no long term goals in life other than spawning more ignorant brats, playing golf, watching football, and making lots of money, and generally succeeding at all but the last.
* Prioritizing their school life as follows:
1. Getting Drunk
2. Fucking
3. Making Money
4. Staying Skinny/Buff
5. Spending Daddy's money
6. Driving Daddy's car
7. Studying
* Insisting that their major really is as hard as all the others, thereby exhibiting a lack of appreciation for true academic progress reminiscent of a denizen of Plato's cave.
* Voting Republican.
HS guidance counsellor: So, what do you want to study in college?

Moron: I dunno.

Counsellor: Well, what are you interested in doing with your life?

Moron: Banging hot chicks and raking in the cash.

Consellor: How do you plan to achieve that?

Moron: Ima be a CEO.

Consellor: ...

Moron: Yeh dad sez I can be a business major just like him and then Ill have it made.

Consellor: *facepalm*
by mathnazi May 12, 2010
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