A sexual stunt where a man lights his ass hairs on fire and attempts to cum before the fire reaches his butthole.
Did you hear Evan tried to pull a Scandinavian turd burner last night? Poor guy needs to carry an ice pack on his ass all day now
by scandiachick1234 November 5, 2009
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Four Burner Stove theory states that the healthiest beings have four, and only four, burners lit at a time regardless of their relationship status.
Four Burner Stove theory states that the healthiest beings have four, and only four, burners lit at a time regardless of their relationship status.
by Basecamp Badger March 16, 2009
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friends that you are attracted to, that you flirt with and stay close to, so if in the future you're interested in hooking up there's the option to. this is very common while dating someone, and are usually the "just friends" that people cheat with.
Lynn: he's in florida though, so he'll just be a back burner relationship, cause my attention is focused on Will.
Alicia: yea, so then when Will turns out to be an asshole you'll have someone to fall back on.
Lynn: or just hook up with.
Alicia: yea, so then when Will turns out to be an asshole you'll have someone to fall back on.
Lynn: or just hook up with.
by sotrue October 19, 2005
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1. When another person scorches his or her body parts using a flame or other hot object
or
2. Right after a striking insult or comeback
1. When another person scorches his or her body parts using a flame or other hot object
or
2. Right after a striking insult or comeback
1. Danny: Oh no! I just found out that this welding torch was hot the hard way!
Steven: You got burned!
2. Danny: Hey, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together
Chick: Well, I don't have to rearrange the alphabet to put N and O together. Get lost.
Steven: You got burned!
Steven: You got burned!
2. Danny: Hey, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together
Chick: Well, I don't have to rearrange the alphabet to put N and O together. Get lost.
Steven: You got burned!
by narwhalsexist October 26, 2011
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Meaning a task where the financial payoff exceeds the effort involved.
Shortened to "Buns" by Ricky Gervais in "The Office" much to the bewilderment of those present.
Meaning a task where the financial payoff exceeds the effort involved.
Shortened to "Buns" by Ricky Gervais in "The Office" much to the bewilderment of those present.
by Grug February 11, 2005
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Get the Burner mug.Any automobile of asian origen which has been carelessly modifyed by a person with an IQ equal to the capacity of the gas tank. Usually classifyed by a paint job that would have blind men running to gouge their eyes out, enough Nitrous Oxide to make Hiroshima duck and cover, and an exhast pipe that would appear to have enough diameter to launch a watermelon over the Effiel Tower.
Recommended location for such a phenomenon:
Under the tire of a vehicle that actually is more threatening and powerful than an electric razor
Recommended location for such a phenomenon:
Under the tire of a vehicle that actually is more threatening and powerful than an electric razor
Nuf said...
by Gurt March 18, 2004
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