Edmund Burke School

The best private school in Washington DC.

It used to be a stoner school and still kinda is

everyone at Burke is beautiful and you'd think we were models

All of our teachers are either gay, ex-hippies, ex-marines or just plain crazy

If you go to Friendship Heights or Bethesda, we're always there.

We get random Jewish Holidays off because we have all those Jews at our school.

Sedwell Friends, GDS, WIS and Field ain't got nothing on us

"I went to a party last night and saw some baked Edmund Burke School kids,"

"All those Field kids wish they went to Edmund Burke School,"

by Edmund Burke III December 20, 2008

Tim Burke

A fat faggot that sucks dick.

Wow you see that Tim Burke.

by Nigger It's a boi faggot March 16, 2017

3rd Generation Burke

This lil' gem came about randomly. Everyone just started saying '3rd Generation Burke'. It means whatever is on your mind at the time. Often mixed in with monobrain to become '3rd generation monobrain'.

Who's that 3rd generation burke over there by the happysack?

by Barry June 4, 2004

Burk family party

If one describes themselves at being at a "Burk family party" or more commonly referred as at “the Burk's", one will most likely find themselves trying to enjoy a delicious plate of food catered from the New Mecca and a cool glass of homemade fruit punch, but instead having a terribly awkward conversation with an overly nice person whose name you should know by now because you've only known them for the past 10 years.

Mother: Honey get dressed, we're going to the "Burk family party".
Son. MOTHER FUCKER!

by eagfdfaer123 June 20, 2009

Chris Burke Cocktail

A quarter of mushrooms, 6 hits of acid, and half a cup of paint thinner blended with vodka. Normally leads to the user becoming "glopped" due do the mixing compounds in the mushrooms and paint thinner.

Tim: Dude, I heard you drank a Chris Burke Cocktail last night.

Fred:

Tim: Fred?

Freds Dad: hes been glopped all night.

by 6622867994 September 22, 2009

brook burke

an ugly,pig-nosed slut!

FUCK the E Channel it sucks!

by Howard Stern is a horny anal-sex obsessed buttfag February 28, 2005

USS Arleigh Burke

A fucked up leaky rust bucket of a United States Navy vessel with a long list of complete jackass commanding officers, line officers and senior enlisted personnel which came under intense scrutiny for ignoring the morale of their crew.

The USS Arleigh Burke was by far the worst duty station I ever had while enlisted in the Navy.

by Former NN01 October 21, 2008