bullshit

this term my friends is THE GLUE that bonds america together. george carlin calls it the american okaydoke. some examples are......god is watching you, the good guys win, justice is blind, the press is free, your standard of living will never decline, land of the free, home of the brave, the american dream, all men are created equal, your vote counts, business is honest, THE POLICE ARE ON YOUR SIDE, and everything will be just fine. our official national bullshit story folks.

Bullshit - america simple enough right!!

by otoolio72987 June 10, 2010

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Any corporation, partnership, company et cetera, any poser claims to be part of. Usually to impress white trash females, but also as a pathetic attempt at gaining a higher social status.

poser: I plan on inventing a new deer hunting call. It'll bring in the big one's for sure.

Me: What does it do?

poser: It will mimic the sounds deers horns make when they fight over a doe. You see 'em all in hunting stores. I'll just make my own, and patent it.

Me: Deer have antlers, not horns. You have to be able to use engineering and legal terms. You don't even know how to change the oil on your motorcycle.

poser: I'll make millions, you'll see.

Me: Next time keep your bullshitness, to yourself needle dick!

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic May 31, 2011

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google touareg208. An average dumbass who wants to impress people because his own life sucks.

OMG I bought a Touareg with my own money!!
"Bullshit"

OMG I did it so I could boost my ego and e-penis

OMG theres a V6 in my Camry!! I'm super fast LOL!!
"Bullshit."

OMG I did it because you would make fun of me for having an even slower, still boring car lol

by Bob Patel November 24, 2007

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