Broner

A bro who has a boner but is very chill.

I was telling my bros how I was playing cod when i got a nuke and a sandwich, and immediately got a broner.

by NattyIceKing April 2, 2011

Broner

When a straight male gets a semi hard on from the thought of taking gay actions

it was once said that wrestlers will frequently get broners.

by bababababam July 2, 2011

Broner

A sweaty brony which erects his penis to my little pony.. a Broner.

Sweaty Brony: ahhhhh pink pony is having a bath *broner intensifies*

by Dyleon October 1, 2019

Broner

That erection heterosexual men get when
A:observing and/or participating in feats of extreme manliness
or
B: while doing or seeing something extremely Bromantic.

A: Hey man, Turn off the wrestling, it's giving me a broner.

B: I was watching the trailer for "Brokeback Mountain", and popped a huge Broner.

by Jesus on crackers April 11, 2010

Broner

When Two dudes are talking about chicks they have fucked and the dude who is listening to the story gets a boner.

Johnson: the other day i space docked this richously hot bitch at some frat party there was mad poop on her vag.
Steve: no fuckin way that just gave me a ragging broner.

by ScrewgongTheDugong November 3, 2008

Briner

A "Briner" is a fan of the cable television host and cook Alton Brown. Originally it referred to fans of Alton's show Good Eats but now can refer to fans of Feasting on Asphalt and Iron Chef America as well. Specifically it refers to participants on the message board at www.goodeatsfanpage.com. The name refers to Alton's technique of soaking turkeys and other meats in a flavorful salt solution to enhance their flavor, a technique called "Brining", hence "Briners".

If you can name all the different parts of the inside of an egg and argue furiously about sugar in cornbread or the presence of beans in Chili (with an I), you might be a Briner.

by Parintachin April 21, 2008

broners

When "bro's" hang out and don't score with the ladies and/or partake in mainly homosexual-esque activities.

Person 1: Have you seen Craig's group of dickheads hanging out over there?!
Person 2: I sure have, what a group of broners!!

by Ginner-Gravy June 30, 2011