Grassy Brunch

When one Canadian fella knocks another silly after sun up but before sunny side. (When one is knocked out during brunch and falls face first into the lawn.)

“Hell, Pete straight fed him the grassy brunch when everything turned tit over tadpole.”

“This gawky beaker kept Beakin’ til’ I fed him a grassy brunch.”

“I was shit for sham when this ugly spouter fed me my grassy brunch!”

by Chicken Daddy December 10, 2019

Brunched

When dating a chick and she goes out for brunch with a different dude when your gone.

Bro luke just got brunched

by Osmall June 10, 2020

Brunch

A group of homosexual men

Sheila and I went out for a drink after Zumba class the other day and we saw the most attractive brunch of gays walking down 9th Avenue.

by GkidW October 3, 2021

Brunch Liberal

Limousine Liberals without the money. They look the part and talk like they are elite because of their education but don’t have the wealth and power.

Drawn to activism that has high visibility but are seldom seen otherwise. It’s not politics or a cause that motivates them. It’s entertainment and status.

For Brunch Liberals politics only makes sense when accompanied by a poetry jam, public spectacle, art show, colorful decorations, fedoras and music. Look elite, bank pay check to pay check.

by Young Grizzly April 27, 2023

Brunch

It's not an event it's The Happening!! Usually the coolest Prell of people soaking up Rays of sunshine while getting Orange juice to accompany an empty bottle of champagne, for the side plate of Mattmeat!!!..... No rules, order whatever the hell you want and why not Have that Red wine! "Get Brunched!"

I'm getting wasted for breakfast! Brunch?

by Matteors89 August 29, 2023

Boozy Brunch

A meal in between breakfast and lunch that requires mimosas and alcoholic beverages. Most, become intoxicated during the early afternoon hours.

“Hey guys did you get invited to Parth’s Boozy Brunch?”
“No he’s going with college friends”

by Pirateblueshu September 28, 2023

Harrisburg Brunch

When you put shit into a blender, mix it with some whiskey and olives, put it into a cup, and pour it into a waffle iron. you then take a bottle of frozen piss, squish it up, squirt it on the waffles. You eat this before you go down on your friend.

George: I performed a Harrisburg Brunch on my girlfriend 2 moths ago, and I can still taste the pee whenever I kiss her.

Judge: So you admit to force feeding a minor in 2009?

George: I guess so?

Judge: You are now sentenced to 25 to life in the Pennsylvania State Prison.

by ehtones mcbones April 20, 2021