Brunch

A moral justification on why it’s ok to be absolutely plastered despite it not even being 11 A.M.

Linda: Why is Kimberly drunk already? She’s practically unresponsive! It’s only 10:30!!

Michelle: She had brunch today.

Linda: Oh, never mind. I’ve been there too.

by Peanut Brittle 6969420 October 27, 2020

Banana brunches

Banana brunches means stage 2 on a golf 5,6,7 its normally used by thumbis (thumbi-a indian 4rom durban-also known as a charo)

My banana brunches is done by revo not some shit componey.

by IM A DANI>< April 1, 2017

brunch outfit

When you friend that parties a lot and always pulls all-nighters that he shows up to the party in this brunch outfit without any intention of going to sleep.

Rocking that brunch outfit to the club.

by stormchaser123 January 19, 2018

Brunch

A group of homosexual men

Sheila and I went out for a drink after Zumba class the other day and we saw the most attractive brunch of gays walking down 9th Avenue.

by GkidW October 3, 2021

Brunch

Eating breakfast food while also drinking/ getting drunk

“*8am* Wake up bitch we’re getting brunch”

by HoneyDoo September 24, 2021

Brunch rage

When a liberal steps outside of their echo chamber long enough to encounter a different opinion on a subject. It is usually characterized by severe cognitive dissonance, violent rage, and frequent incontinence.

"Waiter, can we get an extra mimosa over here? Karen's having a fit of Brunch rage."
"Yeah, man, Todd's outside, screaming "fascist" over and over. I can't even find his clothes.

by massiveness12 February 6, 2023

Messy Brunch

The Messy Brunch just merely the act of pissing on another person's face. It fits in with the rest of the "Messy Meal" family. See: Messy Dinner/Lunch/Breakfast. This is a mere taste, similar to an appetizer for the main dish/meal.

Dammmmn, that guy got a messy brunch yesterday, it got him all wet and drippy.

by Kaeleker February 14, 2023