Brooping

Brooping is brushing while you take a poop. We do it because 1. We are in a hurry
2. It is a more comfortable form of brushing teeth.

Skills required: 1. Accurate spitting through the hole between your legs and into the toilet seat. 2. Remembering which hand holds the toothbrush and which holds the TP.

BRO1: Yo Brosizzle, how come your cock tastes like toothpaste?
BRO2: Well Brosuff, I was brooping like ten minutes ago and I totally spit toothpaste all over my dick!

by Pi2nkSti1nk May 7, 2011

boonini

a term used to make people feel stupid for not knowing the definition... it does not exist.

DO you know what a boonini is?

by marie1029 May 13, 2011

Brooming

The act of shoving a broom(or any long object) up somebodies anus. Typically done to cause pain. Causes blood from the large intestine to appear on the broom when taken out

Yo, I Was brooming that guy so bad I could get the broom out of his butt.

by StrikerRamses March 20, 2019

Brookie cookie

The girl who snorts at your jokes(;

Friend: *makes a funny joke*
Brookie cookie: HAHA *snorts

Friends: Brookie cookie did you snort ?!

by sunrisesunburnsunsetrepeat2019 June 13, 2019

matty broon

north east celeb. hardest cunt in NE. runs the NE16 area. Hardcore gangsta at 13. You will find him at the back gates of any school he’s been expelled from.

Lad 1: There’s a pagger at back gates

Lad 2: who with

Lad 1: guess

Lad 2: matty broon

Lad 1: aye

scenario 2:

lad 1: don’t walk back gates matty broons there he’s off his head. he will head but you he’s a mad cunt!!!

by nclmadcunts May 3, 2022

Broni

The friend that has alot of siblings. You call him "broni" so their siblings have no idea what you are talking about.

Broni, I heard about the thing yesterday.

by Jwalvie November 15, 2017

Brookie Cookie

Brooke is a person who likes Air New Zealand and smiles a lot, obsessed with English and school in general. But, Brooke is bad at pulling resting depressed face she looks like she's constipated when she tries... it's pretty funny actually hahahahaha. she is in our core class and she is a girl she has a cat she has a brother she has a mum she has a daddy she has a Camelbak drink bottle which is blue, she is married to airnz btw.

Chloe: Where is brooke?
Lorenzo: not at home
Chloe: Why?
Lorenzo: she loves school... duh
*Brookie walks into scene*
Brookie: Sorry i gtg now
Chloe: why, you just got here
Lorenzo: yeah
Brookie: gotta do some of them essays
Lorenzo: wtf we just had english
Brookie: yeah. but miss S lives with me now, ENGLISH 24/7 LOL
Lorenzo & Chloe: ok bye Brookie Cookie

by catdogcatdogcatdog June 10, 2019