Brian

My friend from high school that I hope gets the help they need.

Brian needs help 💛

by KeyboardKaleidoscope May 23, 2019

Brian

A Brian is a funny guy if you have the same type of personality as him. If you don't, then he's a jerk. A Brian can be a nerd,

but no matter what he is, he's always on some sort of electronic device.

Mr./Mrs. (Teacher's name), Brian's on his phone again!

by Codfish0308 December 19, 2017

Brian

To define something that is dangerous

A parody of a characters name created by Brian Conley ('Dangerous Brian' was the superheros character)

Ted "Go up that electricity pylon and get my frisbee back"

Jeff "No way man, its well Brian up there"

by team uca January 14, 2008

Brian

A faggot

Ugggg its brian

by Anonymous 184753 February 8, 2019

Brian

An Asian guy with a tiny dick. No one wants Brian. At least his personality is enough to compensate

Girl 1: "Ew, it's Brian"
Girl 2: "I hear he has a good personality though"

by Richthenigga September 6, 2019

Brian

The realest and smoothest nigga in the classrooom on GOD. He ugly asf but Hella bitches want him and he don’t know that. He prolly get in hella trouble.

Brittany: omg I wanna fuck Brian so badly
Lisa: sameeeeee. OH SHIT HE COMING THIS WAY
Brian: what’s good
Brittany: ew don’t talk to us

by LOngschlong2000 December 2, 2018

Brian

A name. He’ll probably be that weirdo at your school who’s obsessed with chickens. He may or may not be dating a chicken.

Guy 1: Do you know Brian?
Girl 1: That kid who’s engaged with a chicken?
Guy1: .... He’s engaged?!? With a chicken too!?!
Girl 2: Yeah , I heard he married Nugget last week and they’re currently on their honeymoon.

Guy 1: I should have never asked ....

by Your local weirdo October 14, 2018