Shortness of breath

The excuse that unathletic people use when they get tired of running

*Chalmers is panting and stops running laps during his workout*
Gavin: Yo Chalmers are you ok?
Chalmers: Yeah I just got some shortness of breath
Gavin: Do you have asthma or something?
Charmers: no I just have shortness of breath

by Circy4 July 20, 2016

Karate Breath

(adj); used to describe someone whose breath stinks like hot ass on a warm day.

"Hey kid, do you know Karate?"

"No, why?"

"'Cause your breath is kicking!"

"e.g.-Karate Breath"

by Cold Coda September 1, 2009

dangle breath

any person who's mere presence makes you cringe due to past experiences either involving oneself or a friend; most accurately describes any university student who is spiteful towards those who like to make-out with her ex (even though she has a new boyfriend), who doesn't like how her bangs just got cut, who loves wearing sparkly headbands and dangle earrings to the gym, and who's eyes and mouth are rather large for her face and appear larger in pictures than they ever should be; her appearance is as repulsive as a passer-byer's pungent breath

"Ew I hate seeing ____ at the gym!"
"OMG me too! Dangle breath is so annoying to even look at!"
"That's the perfect name for her! Now she won't even know we're talking about her and how annoying she is!"

by agoodfriendandroomie March 24, 2012

gill-breath

someone who is rock, and looks like a right fish.

scruff: er, there is a gill-breath
other scruff: haha how silly?

by shane moody July 7, 2008

Cockmeat Breath

A condesending little cock-sucking douchebag in pastry school. He thinks his cakes are awesome but in reality he is amazingly awful. Likes to pick fights with two of the most badass bitches ever because he is jealous that he cannot be as baller as they are.

Oh, and his breath smells like he just had a cockmeat sammich for lunch.

1) He is such a cockmeat breath, did you see the cake he made?

2) Did you see what happened to cockmeat breath's sugar centerpiece? damn thing was ashamed and jumped right off the table!

by ballerbitchX June 13, 2011

Breath Air

Breath Air - A man with a bugatti

Breath Air

by A random personnnnn September 7, 2022

dog breath

having eaten a lamb dish at your local indian takeaway,your breath stinks of farts the next morning.it also feels as though a rat has slept in your mouth for the night.

sorry luv i cant kiss you as i have the worst dog breath i could ever imagine.

by miss t October 30, 2006