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Brayden

Brayden is gay
Hey Brayden is gay
by LaZy llama May 27, 2017
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Brayden

A total ass of a dude. Super deceptive and will ruin your life. Spends most of his time telling you how much he cares about you and how he loves you but is always only looking for sex. When the relationship gets to be too much for him, he gives up and asks for sex anyways
“Man that dude was such an ass”

I know he’s a total brayden”
by mouse rat July 19, 2018
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Someone named Brayden is usually a fuckboy to start, but not only that, he is really just selfish, annoying , short, small dick, and he loves to play with him self.
Brayden thinks he is cool because he tells everyone he hooked up with a girl, but really he just confesses to haley that he is a bitch and he hasent.- love haley
by im a sput, right? January 3, 2018
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Usually a bearded figure with glasses. He is smart yet is often referred to as the lumberjack man. He wears furry shoes that repel water.
Brayden's furry shoes combined with his lumberjack powers scared away the bear.
by DaYahoo July 14, 2015
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A person who has a face not even a mother can love, has a VERY annoying sibling, has a ugly ass pimple on their left ass cheek, a unnattractive douchebag that wears sweater vests and knee socks with pink glittery jewelry, has a bieber voice, likes little children, has a penis with the length of 1.2 inches
Wow, Jim is SUCH a brayden!
by he strikes again! January 16, 2011
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Brayden

A bitch ass satanist who will never smash.

People with this name will never smash
P1: Man Brayden took my cat yesterday

P2: did he eat it?
P1: I think so
by Salvatore November 22, 2018
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Dear Brayden gay, once dated a 12 year old, fucking slut that has small as balls, #circumcisedgone wrong 😜 -from ur bestie amber
Brayden has a very mad, stupid, gay, unhealthy obsession with Conner
by hotgilf April 29, 2022
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